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(702): View more from Nevada

Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!

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(563): View more from Iowa

i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...

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(708): View more from Illinois

Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant

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(225): View more from Louisiana

it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all

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