the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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