It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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