Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
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There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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