so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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