Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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