I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
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this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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