Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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