I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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