Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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