then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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