did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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