I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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