is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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