we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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