I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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