She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
