On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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