no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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