I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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