I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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