Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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