you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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