? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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