cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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