what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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