Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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