I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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