I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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