No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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