Don't you send me to vm
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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