Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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