So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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