Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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