Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
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I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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