Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Randomize
