I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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