On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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