I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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