so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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