You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize
