My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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