Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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