I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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