Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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