That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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