also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
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I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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