Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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