Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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