weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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