ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I just googled if crying burns calories
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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