I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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