Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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