Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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