Those balls look pretty dangerous.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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