is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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