roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
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